partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck

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jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

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I think we’ll keep her.

Scott Swift (via tenerifeseas)

TEARS

(via something-about-taylor)

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burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

burgerprlnce:

thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry

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breakmelikeapromise:

Before and after Welcome to New York

breakmelikeapromise:

Before and after Welcome to New York

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spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

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theblameisonme:

it’s weird though because when taylors parents were making that video they never imagined the world would someday want to watch it… scott swift made a dumb dad joke thinking taylor would watch the videos someday and maybe laugh. they were just regular parents taking their regular baby home from the hospital, excited and probably scared. they had NO clue what was coming.

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simplysfans:

THIS IS LITERALLY A VIDEO FROM WHEN SHE WAS BORN OH MY GOD THE 1989 FEELS ARE EXACTLY REAL HERE. PRE BUY #1989 ON ITUNES FOR BABY TAYLOR.

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hqlines:

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hqlines:

Find more posts here!

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
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bananaofswift:

taylorswift IS THE BEST

bananaofswift:

taylorswift IS THE BEST

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swiftlysherlock:

makeyourwordscount:

There’s a NEW two minute video of baby Taylor on her iTunes page. Go check it out! #1989

the best part is scott saying “i think we’ll keep her”

THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS REAL.
I got so emotional watching this, also am I the only one that thinks Taylor’s tiny baby cry sounded like a kitten meowing?

swiftlysherlock:

makeyourwordscount:

There’s a NEW two minute video of baby Taylor on her iTunes page. Go check it out! #1989

the best part is scott saying “i think we’ll keep her”

THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS REAL.

I got so emotional watching this, also am I the only one that thinks Taylor’s tiny baby cry sounded like a kitten meowing?

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